Husband, not two seconds after watching Harry Potter 7, part 1: “…So we’re going to watch part 2 right now, right?”
A Conversation that Actually Occurred Last Year
(Happy anniversary to my amazingly kind nerdhusband.)
Four years after the war, Ginny and Harry were finally getting married. In a frenzy, Molly began barking out orders to everyone. Without thinking, she turned to George and said “Fred go find your sister and make sure she gets dressed!” Realizing her mistake, she fell into the nearest chair and began to sob. George hugged his mother tight, and his only words were, “Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” in a soft voice.
WHO THE FUCK WOULD DO THAT GO SIT IN THE CORNER
WHY THE FUCK
HOW CAN YOU WRITE THAT AND NOT COLLAPSE ON YOUR COMPUTER IN A SEA OF TEARS???? :OOO